The Vortex
by
G.J. Wilson
Stardate 4917.6: "We are now traveling to Vulcan for an intergalactic peace conference." Suddenly, a dangerous multi-colored vortex appeared out of nowhere.
"Space, the final frontieeeerrrrr!" Slurp. Theme music.
"Yeeeeelllllll, aaaaaahhhhhh, iiiiiiieeeee!" Whirlwind sound effect.
Right past Mars. Forward to Jupiter. Twice around Saturn. Over Uranus and right through Pluto and finally, finally in the vortex.
The vortex.
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